where are you? Well, I know where you are, but you've been sparse this summer with your insane crazy travel schedule.
Your wife needs you home to:
take out the trash
scoop the litter boxes
clean out the recycle bin
clean the spot where the cat threw up on the white bedroom rug (again!)
make the pool less cloudy
and kill the large fly and spider that have been circling around the house all week
While I'm well aware that I am capable of completing one or more of the above listed tasks. They suck and I think they're husband jobs.
Come home soon :(
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